Kate Middleton is now Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus, Master of Arts.

The Prince did not know what to believe, and presently a very aged countryman spake to him thus:— "May it please your royal Highness, more than fifty years since I heard from my father that there was then in this castle the most beautiful princess that was ever seen; that she must sleep there a hundred years, and that she should be waked by a king's son, for whom she was reserved."

Her Royal Highness will see you now.

Knock knock, is anyone home?" "Go away!" "I can't hear you." "Okay, what is it?" "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Geronimo Stilton." "What do you want?" "Your Highness, allow me to cross your kingdom so that I can get—" "Denied." "But—" "Unless you're a true warrior." "Believe me when I tell you that I am NOT a knight." "So you have no sword?" "Not even one. I am not a knight." "How about a piece of the Triforce?" "I am NOT a knight!" "You look like a knight on this picture I found on your website." "I am not a knight!" "Then go away." "But... okay."

Has her Highness slept well?

Where is her royal highness?

The Prince helped the Princess to rise. She was entirely and very magnificently dressed; but his royal Highness took care not to tell her that she was dressed like his greatgrandmother, and had a high collar. She looked not a bit the less charming and beautiful for all that.

I had to cool my heels for an hour in front of the door, waiting for his highness to leave the bathroom.

On the gates of Buckingham Palace, a simple message was posted Friday morning: "It is with deep sorrow that Her Majesty The Queen has announced the death of her beloved husband, His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh."

Gee, it sure is boring—" "Oh, for Pete's sake, go do something before I hurt you." "But—" "Now!" "But Zelda—" "You better move fast." "Fine. I'll go—" "Shut up!" "You shut up first!" "Guess again!" "Oh please, Your Highness—" "Alright. Bye, Link." "Where are you going?" "Gamelon. See you in only a whole month. And, Link?" "'Sup?" "I love you." "I know." "Heh."