Drinking Fanta and telling noobs to shut up," Al-Sayib replied, taking a sip of the aforementioned Fanta. "Wait, who is this?"

This sentence exemplifies the way in which the aforementioned expression has come to be completely divorced from its root.

Tom proposed to Mary on the aforementioned afternoon, but she rejected him.

With respect to the aforementioned, I must stress that I've had nothing to do with that issue.