Only my best friend would understand my love for minions.

Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions are not in the house!" "Whatcha talkin' 'bout?"

Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!" "Again? I'm going to see Ganon, and we won't be talking about mercy! Take me to Gamelon." "Yes, Your Majesty!"

Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized your prison!" "Hmm... Fari!" "Yes!" "Imprison Duke Onkled in your house!"

The queen of the night launched her minions in pursuit of the crystal ball.

Ganon and his minions have seized Link's sword." "How can I help?" "I haven't the slightest."

Zelda, I'm going to Duke Onkled's for dinner. My ship sails in the morning." "But father, Ganon and his minions have seized your ship!" "Hmm... I'm going to walk then."

He is just a minion of the minister.

Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai. It is written: only you can defeat Ganon." "Great, I'll grab my—wait, what?" "It is written: only His Majesty can defeat Ganon." "Hey! What about me?" "No. It is also written: Link can't defeat Ganon."

Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions are throwing a party." "Join me, Link, my party is the greatest in Koridai! Or else you will die... of boredom." "Great! I can't wait to do the duck walk!" "Can I come too?" "No. It is written: Ganon's party is a sausagefest."