Imogen of the Internet calls people out for openly liking the same fan fiction that she does secretly.

Imogen of the Internet is translating the works of Shakespeare into her own secret language, which completely consists of animated GIFs from the 90s.

Imogen of the Internet is fighting six bored housewives to win an eBay auction for a bag of premium chai tea.

Etsy is responsible for Imogen of the Internet's entire economic viability.

Imogen of the Internet cannot look at a cat, even a dead one, without coming up with a blood-curdlingly saccharine, egregiously misspelled caption in 60-point white Impact.

Imogen of the Internet has created a seminal classification of thirty distinct varieties of chatspeak, some now facing linguistic extinction.

Imogen of the Internet looks rather svelte after six hours of Photoshop.

Imogen of the Internet drew a mustache on each of her fingers, outdoing all of her friends, who only thought to draw a mustache on one finger.

Whether or not Imogen of the Internet will live out her life without causing national scandal depends entirely on Mark Zuckerberg's privacy policies.

Imogen of the Internet has dyed her hair all 216 web-safe colors at some point in her life. She is a natural #663300.