Soon as he saw the captured city fall, / the palace-gates burst open, and the foe / dealing wild riot in his inmost hall, / up sprang the old man and, at danger's call, / braced o'er his trembling shoulders in a breath / his rusty armour, took his belt withal, / and drew the useless falchion from its sheath, / and on their thronging spears rushed forth to meet his death.

Why are all the armour sets in this game so skimpy?

Thankfully, this game does not have bikini armour.

Don't bother buying that armour set; you can craft it yourself if you have the right materials.

Tom forgot to equip fire-resistant armour before going up against the dragon.

A large suit of old armour had become detached from its stand, and had fallen on the stone floor.

Mary is going for a dexterity-based build, so she's wearing light armour.

Tom was so heavy in full armour that he had to be hoisted into his horse's saddle by a winch. No sooner had the ropes been withdrawn than the animal collapsed under his weight.

In this game, female characters wear boob armour.

Knights in the Middle Ages wore chain mail and a suit of armour.